Your misery bores him, Spoon River
If ‘ Robert Fulton Tanner ’ chooses to begin with a conditional , just as I have as I begin to write in my home today. Robert Fulton Tanner is incapable of seeing a thought through to its end. He begins correctly enough, then wanders off in musings of his own misfortune. Tanner’s epitaph opens with a grand thought, touching on the very nature of human life, which is never seen through to a logical conclusion as the speaker is distracted by smaller, more personal matters. Tanner fancies himself as a man of vast potential, great achievements await in his future, if only “the monstrous ogre Life” would not bring all he does to ruin. Something – or, more likely, someone – has damaged Robert Fulton Tanner, to the extent that he feels unworthy of his own dreams. Unfortunately for Tanner, he might not be quite the man to impact the world in any significant way he appears to think himself. He might dream of marrying a ‘woman with money’, of acquiring ‘[p]restige, place, or power in the wor...